Scanned '80s Japanese print ad for an imaginary device called the Chernobyl Household Nuclear Generator. It is unknown if this ad is from before or after the Chernobyl disaster. This ad is widely considered a fake.
Here is a loose translation of some of the text in the ad:
- A gentle source of unlimited energy for the home.
- Reduce your monthly electric bill by 80% and enjoy a constant, stable supply of energy free from the fluctuations in supply that affect the oil market.
- A single, user-friendly activation switch makes the Chernobyl Household Nuclear Power Generator simple to operate, even for children and the elderly. One small nuclear fuel rod (about 15 cm long) generates enough electricity to support the average household for six months. To dispose of a spent fuel rod, simply insert it into its special shielded case and discard it along with ordinary non-combustible household waste.
- Main unit: 1.31 million yen [$5,450 US*] (plus tax)
- Set of 3 fuel rods: 137,000 yen [$570 US*] (plus tax)
- Caution: When using the power generator with direct current, people near the device may on rare occasions experience dizziness or a tingling sensation in the hands or feet. If you experience such conditions, temporarily discontinue use and consult a physician.
- Coming soon: Nuclear batteries (Types AA, C and D) 500x longer lifespan than conventional alkali batteries!
- Safe, efficient nuclear power is now readily available for use in your home.
* Dollar figures based on early ’80s exchange rate of 240 yen/dollar.
From Pink Tentacle.
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